Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)

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    Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
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    .5 parts pasta to
    .25 parts butter to
    .25 parts parmesan
    Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
    The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.

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    1. Memonke

      Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?

    2. C B

      dats what good pussy sounds like

    3. gdlk

      I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it

    4. Fay Anne Aura Arts

      So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.

    5. ClassyAF

      10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL

    6. James Prayter

      As a Italian I can say this looks good

    7. JR

      This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat

    8. Yonah2E

      is your name jordan schlansky?

    9. BS Corvin

      3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit

    10. fantasia yoo


    11. Ueu Ch.

      *Italian Mac and Cheese*

    12. Kuka Simmon

      I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking

    13. Tyler

      wow i subscribed

    14. Harriet Gough

      I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor

    15. SonyTheSunGod

      0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not

    16. Cesar Rangel

      My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️

    17. DiamondJax08

      ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta

    18. Common Art


    19. Wondie Kgosiemang

      Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋

    20. I Break Things

      So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918

    21. William Sampson

      i have the same bed frame

    22. Razorbliz

      Puncharini your dongoroni

    23. Marcus Enos

      I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college

    24. Doge Coont

      I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.

    25. tarfathewise

      Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.

    26. Bartosz Ziółkowski

      Ah yes heart attack on plate

    27. Melissa Packard Lavin

      "From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it

    28. dépaysement

      I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.

    29. Craig Grady

      As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.

    30. SwiftBlade4

      That's just way too much Parmesan. I'd rather use that for pizza.

    31. seavision

      The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.

    32. cblue

      Hysterical!....great recipe!

    33. Microwave cucumber

      Looks good!

    34. ROYAL_ T

      I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry

    35. Nathan Mendoza

      The commentary 😆😆😆

    36. Joe york

      Heart burn heart burn burn burn

    37. Adrian Kitson

      Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!

    38. Fortune Mogoneg

      2:22 he is not wearing pants

    39. Gravy B

      My chest hurts wat thing this

    40. simqbi

      Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity, but srsly it sounds amazing

    41. Khams No

      I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.

    42. gaming Minecraft

      Butter fetish now a thing

    43. Sue XoXo


    44. TheSmallzfry

      This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.

    45. Lawrence Kassab

      "Nice Dissolve"

    46. JimmyBoogaloo

      lol @ the keto gag

    47. Erik Koch

      “Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”

    48. Roo

      just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams yes, i googled it

    49. Boken

      i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter

    50. GumGoblin

      butter fetish?

    51. Bob Bob


    52. Dexpo89

      Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!

    53. Tobi Pohan

      Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit

    54. Себастьян Фишер

      "pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem

    55. The Panda Bookkeeper

      Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it. Great video though 🤙

    56. Juli

      "it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients" Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...

    57. Dezimio

      Why does this just looks pasta and durian?

    58. Dicey


    59. Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf

      Talk to yass tonight

    60. Derek Jeter

      This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things

    61. Nneon Knightt


    62. Prevenge IX

      AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.

    63. who took a shit in the toilet

      Peepee poopoo

    64. Marc Harrison

      If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience

    65. Aurora Bjørkavåg

      ‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS

    66. mila

      jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.

    67. Keith Welsh

      I should call her

    68. Anirban Chakraborty

      3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.

    69. Qi Zhang

      I subscribed after 90 seconds

    70. Erin T.

      I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness

    71. Hope Fletcher

      You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.

    72. ŸümMy GGG

      Ysac is theDoo

    73. zey

      How did you make the noodles by yourself

    74. Mr Davis

      Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.

    75. doddles_of thecrafts

      U too funny b

    76. darknight121000

      That intro was so beautiful, I’m Italian and I approve.

    77. wintrparkgrl

      he had 56 years 8 months to live when he posted this

    78. Jen

      Late watching this but always amusing to see the aftermath of comments when people try to be quick to get likes right when a vid is uploaded and copy the first most liked comment which is why I'm seeing a ton of dumb castoff "pretend you're 22" ones, and actually managed to get likes in the most unoriginal way, brava.

    79. luke pettis

      This is my favorite channel keep up the funny content

    80. Uri Rennert

      Damn I have one of those plates you put the butter on

    81. Taila Blu

      From the top, make it drop That's some fettuccine Get a bucket and a mop Clean the fettuccine I'm talkin' mop mop mop Up that fettuccine Stop making a mess on my floor With that fettuccine

    82. Marin Velenik

      From the life calendar I've concluded that ysac expects to die at 90-93 And that he's currently in his 30's

    83. Lorde Gheebus

      I did the math, he has about 57 years left if he doesn’t cross off any more days early.

    84. PimpleJThomas

      Mmm you’re seriously risking losing all your Italian followers

    85. HypnoToad

      Came for the recipe stayed for the laughs😂

    86. kitten kitsune

      "pretend your 22 and single" ahhhh

    87. nk

      anybody remember the italian intro from pesto in 2018

    88. Aulia Ali

      I like your voice

    89. Brady Ryder

      Its very unlike him to actually grade the cheese

    90. Er_ Tapro

      It's also called the pasta you eat when you are ill , and you only use a lil piece of butter and that's it (no cheese) . No one in italy with a normal state of mind would make this pasta unless he's feeling very ill ; i can't even imagine someone ordering it at a restaurant. Btw Mr.Alfredo is still alive and his restaurant in Rome is mostly visited by tourists , since no italians would actually pay for hospital food .

      1. You Suck At Cooking

        Haha all good. I probably should have titled it "original Alfredo" or something. The battle of the restaurant where he first made it (and then sold) and the one he started up afterward is a funny part of the history as well.

      2. Er_ Tapro

        @You Suck At Cooking i think you're rigth tho he dead , but his restaurant isn't , so you know , i just wanted to complain a little on the internet ; i just wanted to point out that in italy no one makes that type of pasta unless they feel ill , and the recipe that we use , like the one that we actually do , it's just pasta and a little bit of butter ; with that i wanted to say that fettucine alfredo are not an italian dish , cause the only one who makes it that way is this guy called alfredo in his restaurant and Americans . I have been inaccurate but my point wasn't the fact of mr alfredo being alive or not . I'm sorry for wasting your time.

      3. You Suck At Cooking

        I didn't realize Alfredo di Lelio was still alive. He should be more famous for holding the record for "longest life lived" at 139.

    91. Povilas Berniukevičius

      This one plate of pasta is probably dense enough to break the table of droped

    92. name surname

      cardi b is quaking rn

    93. BlazinThat

      The salt goes in after the water starts to boil and before you put the noods in.

    94. ENMA

      Na this is not working without il vento d'oro

    95. PlayToy_ Cardi_

      Did u noticed there's 2 people making this video That means 👫?


      This guy must be trolling us by grating he's cheese manually

    97. Daruween

      You Suck At Cooking makes Adam Ragusea reffrence 😳😳😳

    98. Aarti Chawla

      Excuse me sir,I AM exactly 22 and single.who told you ? The gods who suck at cooking ?

    99. M e

      I just pooped and it make such a big explosion that I felt the toilet water go inside my asshole